Hidden Secrets of Men and Women

In the Argentinean radio we have this program where one guy, portraying someone admired almost like a cult, gives out a weekly tip on human behavior called "maxima". Take it or leave it, these maximas are something fun not only for you to know but also to share with your friends. I'll write a few down for you, they can make a great anecdote!



One thing you should notice is that these maximas are one way. All vegetarian women are bad in bed - But if you are bad in bed it doesn't mean you are also vegetarian.



Also, you could be bad in bed without being vegetarian.



You get it? So here's the list:



Vegetarian women are bad in bed.
Men with a goatee beard are bad persons.
Women who prefer white wine guarantee anal.
Men who drink tea with the sack inside are cheaters.
Women who choose the order of the ice cream cheat on their couples.
All women who have more than one ring on the same finger are sexually unsatisfied.
People who in the supermarket take the products in their hands and not in a bag or trolley are happy with the other's disgrace.



People who have Siberian dogs are conflicting.
People who shower wearing flip flops enjoy more masturbating than having sex with their couple.
All men who drink a cocktail with more than one alcoholic component suffer premature ejaculation.
Men who wear their watch on the right hand are traitors.
Women who take the tea cup with their two hands are innovators in oral sex.
Women with small breasts like to play the raping.
Men who don't get off the car while charging gas cheat on their couples.
People who have stickers on their mobile phones are miserable.



Every person who has an underscore (_) in his or her email address is conflicting.
Women who are good drivers only get to orgasm through masturbation.
People who peel the fruits can't resist more than four days without sex.
All men who cut the spaghetti are unfaithful.
Women who smoke while they are walking have a "forest".
Men who don't use wallet are conservative in bed.
People who buy sweets when renting a movie don't love their couple.
Women who push the toothpaste from the front-half end have threesome fantasies.



Women who didn't meet their grandmother are leaders in bed.



Could look like an awful lot of bullshit to you, but it's quite a big cult here in Argentina. There are over 300 of these already, each analyzing one specific aspect of human behavior. They are fully justified over the radio and people are allowed to call and say whether they are in favor or not. If this post receives good feedback I might keep updating the list in the future!